Coachella Recap
WOMAN: Hello?
MAN: Hey, it’s me.
WOMAN: Hey! How was Coachella?
MAN: Awesome! I saw Tupac perform live!
WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: Yeah, he was great!
WOMAN: Oh no, did you have a heat stroke?
MAN: I’m serious. There are videos. He talked to Snoop and Dre. He said hello to us too!
WOMAN: Stay where you are. I’m calling an ambulance.
MAN: I’m not joking. It was—
WOMAN: You’re scaring me.
MAN: It was a live hologram. Google it.
WOMAN: There’s no such thing as that.
MAN: Fine. it wasn’t live, but it was a hologram.
WOMAN: Of a guy who died sixteen years ago… who talked to you.
MAN: Yes.
WOMAN: And you enjoyed it?
MAN: Yeah. Well, sort of.
WOMAN: Wait, sort of? A minute ago your mind was blown.
MAN: Now that I think about it, he could have done more, like split off into 50 mini Tupacs. They could have made them all fly around or turn into dragons.
WOMAN: This conversation is disturbing.
MAN: Anyway, I’m kinda over the whole thing.
WOMAN: Of course you are.
MAN: Hey, you wanna get tickets to Hologram Jeff Buckley next month?
WOMAN: … [click]
MAN: Hello?
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Fun Fact of the Day: As first pointed out by an unnamed Harvard music major, the song used to score the anti-gay, Christian-centric political ad released this week by GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry was heavily inspired by composer Aaron Copland’s “Appalachian Spring” (SFW link, NSFW site).
Copland, a gay American Jew, was also known to have supported the Communist Party.
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